Ugh, I think I have a Holiday hangover. Or what some might call 'seasonal depression', the yearly plague that comes upon us all during wintertime. After so many consecutive days spent cooped up on the couch ordering food and smoking weed, I still feel way too retarded to venture out into the real world. Frankly, I'd rather just day-dream about all the wild shit I mentally asked Santa for instead. No sign of Chanel lady bag purse or Louboutin lion heels yet, but maybe next year...



Givenchy panther printed silk scarf, $275.



Thin bamboo bangle, $2,990 by Gucci.



Korin charcoal table grill, $325.



Chanel ladybug bag, source unknown.



Taser C2 by Guardian Girls, &370.



Hermés value meal, source unknown.



Lanvin and Swarovski crystal clip earrings, $565.



Bamboo collection knot ring, $950 by John Hardy.



Gucci childrens zoo bag, $515.



Vintage floral chandelier by Eileen Kathryn Boyd, source unknown.



Janome Hello Kitty sewing machine, $200.



DSQUARED2 ice-skate shoes, price unknown.



Furla candy glitter bag, $230.



Glow Dome by Crayola, $26.



Cynthia Rowley popped pill clutches, price unknown.



Oh To Dream quilt, Anthropologie.



Charlotte Olympia sandals, source unknown.



Calypso rabbit pouf, $1,300.



Chain suspender tights, $30 by House of Holland.



Martha Stuart carrot ginger layer cake, yummy!



Cartier Love bracelet, $5,575.



Louboutin Alex lion paw pumps, price upon request.



Artpentry Gentleman's Boombox, $900.



Lace-appliquéd silk satin padded bra, $575 by Carine Gilson.



Special edition Dior Workers bag, source unknown.



Baby blue Air Max, help me locate!



Agent Provocateur Kiki silk kimono, $950.



Star-print goat hair & leather shoulder bag, $1,310 by Dolce & Gabbana.



Balenciaga travel trolley, $2,745.