Ugh, don't you hate when your attempts to spice it up with a lover by role-playing result in suspected kidnapping? Portland couple Nikolas Harbar and Stephanie Pelzner were just trying to have a little extra Valentine's fun on Tuesday, when Nikolas tied/gagged a naked Stephanie and tossed her in the back of the car before going on a joy ride around town. Once he stopped at a local parking lot, some witnesses saw her in the back and became understandably concerned, calling police and setting off a patrol of nine different vehicles to search for them. They eventually caught up to them back at the crib, where they admitted it was all voluntary and just their idea of a good time. The "sex fiends" (love that term) were arrested for disorderly conduct but released later that day. Good work officers - though I'm personally more offended by her resemblance to Casey Anthony.

(VIA)