Well just when I thought it couldn't get any worse than hot-gluing rhinestones to your vaginal region, NY-housewife & Completely Bare spa owner Cindy Barshop is raising the bar for vulgar rich girls all over town with their newest treatment option - Fox Fur Merkins. In case you don't know what a merkin is, I spoke of them way back when on Mobliving and they're essentially pussy wigs, though they were invented like centuries ago to distract from foul-smelling/looking or disease-infested muffs. Kinda like dousing rotting meat in spices to distract from moldiness! But anyway, these are fox fur and come in an array of fun colors like hot pink, which are applied using glue after a proper waxing. Afraid fox fur might interfere with your tropical vacation plans? Fret not mi ladies, there's also a Carnivale option using vibrant bird feathers - I mean, how else would you spend $255?



GROSS! As you can imagine, PETA is not happy.