In the endless and intricate world of 'adult toys' and gadgets, the Fleshlight is certainly nothing new. If you've never heard of them before you obviously need to step your tech knowledge up, but the name basically says all - they're flashlight-shaped simulation objects with a faux-vagina where the light would be. Simple enough! Or perhaps...too simple? Because as we all know, men get bored very easily, especially trekkie nerds or horror-obsessed mega dweebs that crave zombie pussy all day. Gentlemen & gore-seeking gals, meet the Freaks collection from Fleshlight, boasting a horrendous selection of 5 different member mutations - Alien, Drac, Cyborg, Frankenstein, and Zombie. Fucking genius and gross all at the same time. Peep them in all their glory below...











About $114 for the set of both. Not a bad deal!