Just when I thought the Fat Jew & co. couldn't come up with anything more hilarious than The SkinNY, they go and release this fucking gem of video - Bottle Poppaz. This is just another one of those things where you watch the whole thing and then feel disgusted with yourself afterwards for not being nearly as funny and creative. Sigh. But seriously though, I'd watch this every single week if it became a reality. Please God, let it happen.



Fucking Koi dude, like the fish. Boom.
(And shoutout to Abby Koocher playing the sexy waitress. We love you!)

Read more! »

It's been a pretty fantastic March in NYC this year, truly can't complain. Even though the mild weather is somewhat alarming, it's also a total dream compared to the disgustingly cold winters I remember from childhood. Plus I'm really looking forward to April, lots of awesome shit planned ahead. There's my book project, a trip to Cognac, and hopefully enough saved up in my savings account for that Céline I've been craving. Well the last thing probably won't happen, but whatevs, a bitch can dream. Let's see what's been up this month...

Read more! »

Happy Monday guys! I'm feeling pretty fantastic today, been on a little detox since Thursday (no red meat, no carbs, no diet soda, etc.) and I've gotta say, it's amazing how much better your body can feel after just a few days of healthy living. Now onto my other favorite nutritional intake, Dillz! Um, can anybody tell me where in the fuck this GIF of Detective Stabler is from?! I'm oddly turned on...

Read more! »

Man, Chinatown in NYC is the best. It's one of those places that I feel still has all it's charm from when I was a kid - just hitting those fish-scented streets brings back waves of nostalgia, where I find myself staring at lobster tanks and caramelized ducks with all the enthusiasm of my childhood self. Shit, just last night I had dinner at Wo Hop City! So in honor of that fabulous neighborhood and all of its lively characters, here's an awesome shoot for POP Mag starring Maryna Linchuk among those very streets...

Read more! »

Ugh, I'm such a sucker for these dopely edited Nike videos. Fine dudes, sick tracks, the epic feeling that accompanies athletic exertion - those are some pretty delicious combinations if you ask me. Plus a little La Haine vibe never hurts either...



C'est bon.

Read more! »

The lovely Avigail Claire based out in London just sent us a little email with MTTM press goodies from her neck of the woods, always nice to know we're getting love overseas! First, Eliza Doolittle showed off one of our latest spring crop tops in her VOGUE UK photo blog segment - Today I'm Wearing...



Looking over her past outfits this month - lots of Louis & Furla - I'd say we're definitely in good company. And then one of the ladies of Stooshe rocked a pair of the Leah McSweeney floral leggings during a recording of Ed Sheeran's Lego House. Peep the gorgeousness for yourself below...

Read more! »

When it comes to Vogue and other high-fashion editorials, I'm really not into those super washed-out looking shoots where all the girls seem lifeless and wear dull, overpriced potato-bags-for-dresses. I mean, it's fucking Vogue, right?! I want Hermés hat boxes piled high, Versailles-esque surroundings, pure bred puppies in heaps, and jeweled heels made only upon special request. Kinda like in this incredibly opulent Vogue 2012 spread shot by Tim Walker, where Ms. Moss completely takes over a luxe Ritz hotel, all maids and butlers at her disposition. Is this what heaven looks like?

Read more! »

Sorry about the extremely late Dillz and lack of posts recently guys, been super busy working on a bunch of fun stuff, namely a personal project that Leah's been helping me with - can't wait till I can show/share more! Be sure to check out our new weekly radio at Miss Lily's too, where Leah, Sarah, DJ NIRE, myself, and random guests talk shit about sex, pop culture, gossip, drugs, and just about anything else you can think of. Good music and good talk every Wednesday night from 10 PM - Midnight, peep it tomorrow here! Tweet us questions and we'll answer on the show - @LEAHMOB, @LILMCSWEENEY, @NIREIZM, @TABATHA_MCGURR

Read more! »

It's your lucky day, lassies! $15 bucks for tee's storewide, plus SUPREME BITCH stickers are 2 for $5. Click to shop!

(WWW.MTTMNYC.COM)

Read more! »

I mean, how could we not post this? My favorite part of finding Nemo was when his Mom died - that shit was funny as FUCK!



I named my pussy Rihanna cuz she loves to get beat up - MREOW! God, thank you internet.

Read more! »