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Gosh, life would be so much easier with a car! It's always so crazy for me venturing out of the city and seeing how many people actually own cars in this country, and it's not even necessarily in "nice" neighborhoods. Unless you live far out in NY, there's hardly any use for a car - or so we like to think, though sometimes not having wheels really gets in the way. Like when you're carrying groceries and they're too heavy for the train but you don't have cab money, or if you just need to move something heavy around the corner. Luckily I have a few friends out here who drive and always offer up rides, but there's just something so hot about having your own whip, even if it's a hunk of shit. Sometimes I'll see a lone chick behind the wheel of her car and I think - "damn, get it ma". I don't care if it's a rimless jalopy, if you got a way to get around without depending on other people or public transportation, then you're doing something right. Let's ride, bitches!

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Well it's official - it's currently brick out in these New York City streets! I've been eagerly announcing the arrival of fall for about a month now, but it's no longer just wishful thinking. As I woke up this morning wrapped in my snuggly Missoni for Target blankie, I found myself shivering in bed, scared of the surely-freezing bathroom which awaited me. I seriously need to up my sweatpants & chunky knits game, these thin ass yoga pants won't be cutting it for much longer. Being that I'm in a pretty warm mood right now, I wanted to pass on the cuddliness with a coziness-inspired post right out of my Interiors folder. Think snuggly patterned blankets, fire-place reflections, fluffy surfaces, and lots of big, bouncy beds...

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Morning everyone! Ugh, Monday again. I can't lie, a 3-day weekend would've been dope - my Saturday consisted of a 6 mile run with the NYC Bridgerunners from Bay Ridge to Coney (everyone else did 11 or 15!) followed by my homegirl Claudia's 21st immediately after, quite a lot to pack into one day for me! Sunday just wasn't enough time to recuperate! Alas, it's my duty to make sure that you fine people stay entertained, so I wanted to start today off with a video that's been making it's way into my inbox all weekend - American Juggalo. And yes, it's absolutely every bit as epic as it sounds. The intro alone left me momentarily stunned, all that face paint is kind of hypnotizing if you look at it a certain way. It's a little over 23 minutes long, but if you got time to kill I seriously suggest you check it out. The dude that wants to find a skinny bitch and make her fat? Get ready for some craze...

 Incredible. Thanks Arielle!

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Suffering from horrible sinus congestion so I'm shutting down the computer and retiring to bedland, but don't worry - I got your Dillz for ya! Have an awesome weekend, and Happy Rosh Hashanah to all my Jewish peeps!

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As much as I adore Agent Provocateur, I sorta gave up the dream of collecting their pieces a long time ago. Their lingerie and accessories get pricier with each collection, and frankly I think Kiki's game is much more subtly tasteful. That said, I still get butterflies in my stomach every time I see that gorgeous black on light-pink box, and now they're adding even more overpriced goodies to the lineup which I'll also never have: bedding!

After checking out the full cookbook, I can't say that I'm surprised. It's exactly what I expected - a slightly sleazy but still-sexy mix of printed silks and deeply-colored quilting, and with gaudy price tags to match! Christmas isn't that far off, so if you're listening Santa: I really like the ruffled oyster in light pink, the classic Genuisa, and the sexy white snow leopard.

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I first saw this video for IS TROPICAL's 'Lies' about a week ago, and though it didn't initial strike me, something about the song called me to watch it again. Now it's kind of stuck in my head, especially after thoroughly watching the clip, which features some pretty blonde playing the typically dismal role of a stripper/hooker getting used up. Pretty depressing, but in an endearingly sexy way...



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Wow, so this insane story about an extremely discourteous Australian chain store incident has been making the internet rounds today, and I absolutely couldn't pass up sharing it on here. I'll try to summarize it briefly, but it's mind-blowing and full of audacious details, so prepare to be stunned...

Keara O'Neil was hoping to find a dress with her bridesmaids at Australian chain store GASP - which claims to dress the likes of A-List celebs such as Kim K & Katy Perry - when she was rudely yelled at by the sales person who helped her. Apparently as she & her friends were leaving without buying anything, the clerk in question shouted out "have fun finding something at Supre" (a teen retailer) and "I knew you girls were a joke the minute you walked in" just to seal the deal. Understandably, O'Neil decided to write the company a polite email describing what happened to her - and though most managers would do back-flips to try and appease an insulted customer, the bitches at GASP do things very differently.

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Thank God for the amazing team of ladies over at Jezebel! Not only do they keep me informed on all the latest in chick culture, but I can barely ever get through a post of theirs without peeing myself laughing. Just last week they featured a gallery titled 27 Daring & Disturbing Cock Contraptions which will truly make you re-think everything you thought you knew about mens penis accessories - makes our female options seem banal in comparison! These are the ones I found the most note-worthy, but keep in mind that the gallery is extremely NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so save the viewing party for once you get home. Thoughts?



Joe Snyder Mini Cheek Boxer.

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Ah, Pretty Woman! It's just one of those love/hate movies that women indulge in when they're feeling judgmental and depressed - or at least that's what I do. I mean, the whole thing is a total fucking joke. First of all, in what world do cheap prostitutes look anywhere near as graceful and beautiful as Julia Roberts did? Her looks could've easily landed her a cushy spot at some fancy escort service, but instead they throw her on Hollywood Blvd. with the rest of the slop. And Richard Gere? Give me a fucking break! Dudes like that don't have to seek hookers out, they're generally just sent to their rooms dressed all pretty a la Mister Harris. The dental floss, the sad street-walker shopping sprees on Rodeo, the preposterous act of bringing her to a Polo match - sounds more like a sluts wildest dream than an actual real life scenario, which is exactly why it's only a movie! A bitch can dream though...

And thanks to the people over at LOVECAT Magazine, we get to re-live to experience once more, this time starring Nicole Trunfio as seen through the lens of Aram Bedrossian. With the blonde bob and infamous 2-piece dress in tow, Trunfio walks along the traffic-lit streets of Hollywood with all the confidence of Vivian herself. Thoughts?

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