Though at this point most fashionistas have traded in the legendary Manolo Blahnik for a more modern red-bottomed Louboutin, Spanish coke smugglers seem to have not gotten the memo yet. Perhaps that's why officials were finally able to blow open (pun intended) their operation, a two-year caper which consisted of them molding cocaine into identical Manolo replicas, with each pair estimated at about $70,000. The dope - which weighed around 9 pounds total - had been shipped from Colombia to Barcelona, transformed back into powder, and then sold throughout the streets of Spain and Europe. Talk about a HIGH heel...

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I really wanted to post these awesomely NSFW illustrations from Horst magazine today, taking famous male designers and turning them into Tom of Finland-inspired supersluts (click here to see it!) but stupid Photobucket censors everything and Flickr threatened to shut my account down! Fucking nonsense, is there no decent image host out there that won't literally cock block all my shit?! At least they can't take our Dillz away...

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The best thing about Halloween for me as I've gotten older is easily seeing the joy in little kids as they parade around in their mini costumes. Looking at them, I just can't help but remember my own self, as a kid Halloween was like the holy grail of Holidays after Christmas. That moment when you'd return home with your bag absolutely overflowing with treats of all different kinds?! Pure ecstasy. Which is exactly why I fell in love with this awesome video from the Jimmy Kimmel show, where he asked parents to film their kids reaction after telling them they ate all their Halloween candy. THE HALLOWEEN CANDY THAT THEY WORKED SO DAMN HARD FOR AND ONLY COMES AROUND ONCE A YEAR! If I ever had to write a list of reasons to have a kid, this would definitely be one of them...

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Sorry about the lack of posting yesterday, we were pretty busy at the MOB office going over some upcoming projects & pieces we're working on - exciting stuff! Then afterwards Leah took all of us to Chelsea for the Lisa Yuskavage show, a personal favorite of hers, maybe some of you even remember the homage tee we did using her work, Smoking Blonde? Regardless, it was absolutely incredible and today is the last day, so I'm super psyched that we got to see it. The softness of her girls cast against the insanely beautiful color palette throughout the show was just mesmerizing, she creates these glints of light that are like little hypnotizing marbles. There was one dark painting out of the bunch, appropriately the only one showing a subject all by herself, shadowed by a small branchy tree. No one else in this world can make a vagina or a buttonhole stuffed with flowers look more delicate and exquisite, the woman is a fucking genius.

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I know it sounds kind of asshole-ish when people say this, but I really have a hard time vibing with most new music. I mean maybe I just haven't heard the really good stuff, but that's no surprise when the radio only plays the same tired shit over and over again. I just feel like with newer stuff, you always have to hear it a few times before you're like "okay wait, I think I like this", whereas with the classically good shit, you simply hear it and start moving. That said, once in a while someone can combine the existing to get a combination that's just right, no matter how many others have tried and fucked up in the process. Thanks to awesome blog reader Melissa, I can now share with you the sounds of Phlo Finister, who combined Mobb Deep's infamous Shook Ones with Nancy Sinatra's Bang Bang on this super sick track. Enjoy!



I love it! Thanks again Melissa!

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I only had an outfit prepared for Saturday, so I have yet to come up with anything for my moms party this evening. I think I may go with some type of androgynous 20's look - pinstripe blazer, trouser pantsuit, maybe some veiled hat and a cigar or some shit. Very Ellen von Unwerth vibe, if you will. But I figure many of you may not have anything planned either, so here are 40 possible last minute costumes wrapped right into a Miss Dillz Cherie post - be safe out there tonight!

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Call me totally evil, but so far the best Halloween news I've heard all day is that Kim Kardashian is getting divorced. Honestly, I don't even care if that's fucked up, and anyone who would legitimately stand up in her defense is just a loser. When their show originally aired, I was really into their family dynamic, just the right balance of Hollywood fantasy and family reality, but shit has gotten totally out of hand. Every one of them has become a stupid diva cunt, with Kim as the ringleader, and her entire wedding was a complete materialistic sham. Sadly, we helped create these monsters. Which is why this divorce is step one in destroying them! It's only a matter of time (couple years I'd say) before the plastic surgery gets really out of hand and everything spirals downwards. PSH! Kim's Fairy Tale Wedding my ass! So with her in mind, let's channel more evil vibes into this already awesome Halloween with a set of creepy images from my crypt...

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Happy Halloween everyone! I'm actually really excited about tonight, after partying Saturday and being hungover all of yesterday, I kind of forgot that the real Holiday is today! My Mom is having a little 20's style party over at her store tonight Le Grand Strip from 8-10, so I'll throw together some sexy flapper shit later, thank God it's not fucking snowing again! Either way, sorry about not posting a Dillz on Friday - I've added an extra ten to this spooky/sexy/costumed batch to make up for it. Boo, bitches!

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I still can't believe that Halloween is only 3 days away - along with the freezing weather, it's like it appeared out of nowhere! Unfortunately it's on Monday, which totally fucks up the flow of things, hence having assholes parading around in costume from tonight till then - and I'll be one of them. Saturday is my designated night of rage for sure, I just wish it wasn't so goddamned glacial out here right now, I can't even feel my fingertips as I type this! I have plenty left to do in terms of costume shopping, so I'm about to trek out to the stores and gather the final materials. Next year I'm choosing a really warm costume like a Gorilla suit, fuck all this sexy shit! In case you still haven't come up with anything yourself, perhaps this Veruca's Halloween mish-mash list will help you out - it's chock full of all the craziest shit I could find in my 'want' folder, enjoy!

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Don't tell my editor at Complex this, but...I have a deadline due today and I'm just starting it. Hee hee, it's like being back in High School again! The piece is gonna be published tomorrow and it's about something all women are very familiar with - getting hollered at in public. I really don't mind waiting till the last minute to write these though, it's like once I start the words just start pouring out, sometimes so fast that I have to scribble them on a piece of paper between typing so I don't forget! As I was finishing the first paragraph, a flashing vision of Manolo Ribera's flapping tongue popped into my head - Scarface's cousin, duh - the absolute epitome of men who holler. Unfortunately, most dudes these days have even less skills than him, though I find his confident foolishness rather charming from afar. He's like one of those guys that whistles and makes kissing noises until you flip him off angrily, only to give a reluctant little look back once you're far away because he was cute as shit. The way I see it, as long as it's respectful and you're bigging up my beauty, then by all means holla at me! Just don't call me a stupid fucking hoe when I walk away quietly...



Bésame Manny!

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