While I'm still trying to emotionally deal with the fact that I'll never own Gucci's entire zoo collection, now Louis Vuitton goes and re-releases their absolutely jaw-dropping Maroquinaris Zoologicae project, commissioned by British artist Billie Achilleos for their 100th anniversary. Achilleos had access to endless wallets, purse, belts, and accessories to create his animal masterpieces, though I don't think I'd personally have it in my to chop up all those gorgeous goodies. Genius on a whole other level...

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Always a source of sexy visuals and editorials, LOVECAT magazine is starting the year off right with their 2012 Kittens calendar, featuring a slew of scantily-clad models to keep you informed AND motivated for the months to come. Love the whole Raquel Welch thing April's got join' on...

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Happy new year everyone! I hope you all had a wonderful weekend full of booze, glitter, and vice. I actually still have a slight headache from yesterdays hangover - not exactly the best way to start fresh - but I feel like the year doesn't really start till the 2nd anyway, so it's all good. Dillz on the other hand? Perfect entry into 2012. Let's get it!

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I hope my kid turns out this fucking awesome and cute if I ever choose to have one. Plus the beat is fucking sick, you go Diana!

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Ew, remember when the Hilton sisters were super famous a decade ago? Though I suppose it was more Paris than Nicky anyways, she always remained the more subdued, behind-the-scenes sister. I personally don't care for either, but I absolutely can't deny that Nicky Hilton's closet is quite possibly one of my favorite in Coveteur history. Everything she has, I want! It's like a perfect mix of chic & gaudy or trashy & luxe, fashionable juxtapositions I love coming from Brooklyn. That hot pink metallic Balenciaga moto bag? Ugh, it's like 2005 Barbie crack! So without further ado, prepare for some major closet envy...

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Phew, okay! Where do I even begin with this one? A few days ago I was browsing through Vimeo for some interesting videos when I stumbled across the blog of Riley Kilo, a trans-girl documenting her journey to Sexual Reassignment Surgery, and a self-professed infantilist with a big-time diaper fetish. For those not familiar with infantilism, it's basically an adult obsession with self-regression and returning to childhood, though it generally never involves real minors at all. The whole time I watched the video I'm about to post below, I was completely beside myself with intrigue. I've always been a strong advocate of the saying "it takes all kinds", so I'm totally not judging, rather just incredibly interested. Either way, Riley pretty much answers all questions through her video channel where she regularly posts 'diaper field tests'. Alas, she isn't all sweetness, Huggies, and teddy bears. Upon further inspection of her website, Stay Diapered, I found some pretty eye-opening trans porn links starring Miss Kilo herself. Forgive me if I scarred your Thursday (alien dildos and diaper play can be overwhelming, I know) but I just can't help myself when it comes to sharing the strange and amazing!



That shit cray.

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In the endless and intricate world of 'adult toys' and gadgets, the Fleshlight is certainly nothing new. If you've never heard of them before you obviously need to step your tech knowledge up, but the name basically says all - they're flashlight-shaped simulation objects with a faux-vagina where the light would be. Simple enough! Or perhaps...too simple? Because as we all know, men get bored very easily, especially trekkie nerds or horror-obsessed mega dweebs that crave zombie pussy all day. Gentlemen & gore-seeking gals, meet the Freaks collection from Fleshlight, boasting a horrendous selection of 5 different member mutations - Alien, Drac, Cyborg, Frankenstein, and Zombie. Fucking genius and gross all at the same time. Peep them in all their glory below...

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Man, I absolutely cannot get enough of this whole 'Shit People Say' craze. When you think about it, the possibilities are truly endless. Shit Housewives Say. Shit Cops Say. Shit Goths Say. Shit Occupy Wall Streeters Say. In fact I'm still standing strong behind the idea that we need to get a Shit MOBs Say together before the trend dies out. In the meantime, Shit Black Gays Say Part 2 is my new favorite. Boots AND Bangles.



Bitch you got your Sizzle passes yet?

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It's been a hot minute since I did any real 'lingerie lover' posts on here, could be due to a lack of interesting lookbooks I suppose, but sexy leg wear brand SockBox is definitely worth a double-take. I'd never heard of them before, but their site boasts several extensive collections and the latest two Noir series easily take the cake - love the dark colors, sheers, lace, and especially the capes, though I'm not sure those are even for sale. Either way, pretty sexy shit. Too bad there's no shop section!

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Thank God the landlords finally turned on my heat, NY is really starting to feel that 'too cold to get out of bed' weather. It's gotten to the point where some mornings I wait under the covers till my bladder nearly bursts to go pee - nothing worse than a tiled december floor and frozen toilet-seat to break your slumber! Time to bring a little sunshine into this day...

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